Get Ballscoin

Here's how to acquire some Ballscoin

Choose a Wallet

First, you need a wallet. Not a leather one. A digital one. This is where your Ballscoin lives. Choose wisely, or don't. We're not your financial advisor.

Mobile Wallets

Ballscoin in your pocket. Very convenient. Also very "oops I dropped my phone in the toilet."

Hardware Wallets

Maximum security. A USB stick that costs more than it should. But hey, your keys stay offline.

Software Wallets

Download an app. Install it. Use it. Pretty straightforward, actually.

Buy Ballscoin

Now you need to actually acquire some. There are several ways to do this. Most involve giving someone money in exchange for Ballscoin. Wild concept, we know.

Exchanges

Sign up for an exchange. Give them your ID, your address, your firstborn child. Then buy Ballscoin. Or don't. Some of these places are sketchy. Do your own research.

• Various exchanges (probably)
• Some DEXes (maybe)
• That one platform (if it's still around)
• Others (use at your own risk)

Peer-to-Peer

Buy directly from other people. Meet in person if you're brave. Use escrow if you're smart. Don't get scammed. We believe in you.

Secure Your Ballscoin

Now that you have Ballscoin, don't lose it. Here's how not to do that.

Write Down Your Seed Phrase

Those 12-24 words? Write them down. On paper. Not on your computer. Not in your notes app. Paper. Like cavemen used. Store it somewhere safe. Lose it and your Ballscoin is gone forever. No customer service. No "forgot password" button. Just gone.

Don't Tell Anyone

Your seed phrase is secret. Don't share it. Don't post it. Don't DM it to that helpful person who messaged you offering to "validate your wallet." They're not trying to help.

Double-Check Addresses

Sending to the wrong address? That's your problem. Transactions are irreversible. Check twice. Send once. Or don't. Learn the hard way. Either approach works.

Disclaimer

  • • Ballscoin is volatile. Price goes up. Price goes down. Mostly down. Sometimes up. Who knows.
  • • This is not financial advice. We're just telling you how it works. What you do with that information is your business.
  • • Crypto is risky. Only invest what you can afford to lose. Or ignore this advice. We're not your dad.
  • • Tax implications exist. The IRS wants their cut. Consult a tax professional. Or don't. Again, not our problem.